I’m much more careful with these two, because greyhounds naturally hunt in pairs, though in fact neither has much of a prey drive.

I try very hard to be a responsible owner too. I sometimes think greyhound owners try harder than most. So many small dogs are allowed to get away with murder because ‘they’re cute’.

If only That Woman could see my Princess doing her therapy stuff, huh?

I’m glad you published this. I was wondering what had happened. I’ve tried hard to get a copy but Cavan obviously doesn’t embrace Dogs Today! She’s a petulant little shit, but I hope Emma’s learned her lesson - an entire issue inspired just to make amends for her ill advised words!

Blimey, we’ve all been there - Bert’s broken a thick leather collar trying to kill a hare and has regularly nearly dislocated my arm when he sees a cat. Still, I’m a sensible greyhound owner and he stays firmly on a leash, even in our garden. I accept this pain in the arse, especially on a sunny day when I’d love him to swan about with me as I weed the borders, as a small price to pay for owning an adorable, adoring, lanky, lovable, lazy and frankly useless ex-courser. May every reader know the joy of waking up to a greyhound giving them a major league face wash, I say! xxxx

English Mums last blog post..The Friday Photo take 2: Holy f*cking moly!

I think that the editor will pay VERY close attention in future. Let’s hope so.

Preferably never again from that jackass Emma Milne.

TJ
(the happy hillbilly LOL)