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		<title>And who is &#8230; ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 14:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life, the Universe and Everything]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charlotte Vere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Conservatives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Cameron]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prehistoric]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[say no to AV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[say yes to fairer votes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting development today &#8211; a leaflet was dropped through the door from an organisation called &#8216;Say No To AV&#8217;.  There is no identification anywhere on it apart from a link to a website, predictably called &#8216;www.no2av.org&#8217;, but the bullet points listing why we should &#8216;say no to AV&#8217; were uncannily similar to those in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scam warning</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life, the Universe and Everything]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Home Front]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh please, please, please, dear sweet friends and relatives and random internet boards of which I happen to be a member, please don&#8217;t send me any more scam warnings. At least not without checking on their validity first! I had this one in my inbox today. Again. &#8220;Postal Scam: Can you circulate this around especially [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In the mail today &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.thedeppeffect.com/941/in-the-mail-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life, the Universe and Everything]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oddities]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[John Clare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limericks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the mail today, came a couple of pieces of junk mail, one of which was the local villages newsletter.   It&#8217;s the local &#8216;villages&#8217; newsletter, not the local &#8216;village&#8217; newsletter, because it covers no less than eleven parishes, and it occasionally contains nuggets of interesting information &#8211; local boot sales, charity events, services, bus [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>Junk</title>
		<link>http://www.thedeppeffect.com/485/junk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a long while since I wrote anything for the Junk Mail category. It isn&#8217;t that we haven&#8217;t had any junk mail, it&#8217;s more that it hasn&#8217;t inspired me to write.  However, after seeing the huge amount of garbage on my hall stand this morning, I was inspired. Definitely. Inspired. The first piece of junk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I get run over by a truck &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.thedeppeffect.com/405/if-i-get-run-over-by-a-truck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Johnny Depp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Junk Mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad grammar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chain letter emails]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jack Sparrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[superstition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Black Pearl]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chain letter emails. Who likes them? C&#8217;mon, hands up! Anyone? OK, now, be honest &#8211; how many of you hate the damn things but still pass them on? Uh-huh. I thought so. Yesterday, I checked my email, and there, nestling among the spam and the offers to enlarge my non-existent penis, was a message of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And God created &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:24:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[forwarded emails]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every so often people send me forwarded emails. Of course they do. It&#8217;s a fact of life for anyone with an email account, is it not? And mostly they&#8217;re okay-ish and I read them and smile, and sometimes they&#8217;re junk and I hit delete, but occasionally you find a little gem. Here&#8217;s one I found [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tagged!</title>
		<link>http://www.thedeppeffect.com/98/tagged/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tag games]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doris Mash has tagged me. It&#8217;s my very first tag! I&#8217;m quite excited &#8211; pathetic, isn&#8217;t it? Anyway, here you go - Six random things about me 1 &#8211; I&#8217;ve lived in New Zealand for a year 2 &#8211; I never drink alcohol, though not through choice (it&#8217;s a medical thing) 3 &#8211; I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Attack of The Sun</title>
		<link>http://www.thedeppeffect.com/12/attack-of-the-sun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Home Front]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daily mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No, it&#8217;s not a sardonic comment on the quite unseasonable &#8216;spring&#8217; weather we&#8217;ve been having &#8211; even though I woke this morning and, bleary eyed, stood at the window and marvelled at the snow being hurled horizontally from the north and sticking to the side of everything in its path that was vaguely vertical. Sun? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three pieces of junk mail</title>
		<link>http://www.thedeppeffect.com/11/three-pieces-of-junk-mail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cancer research]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SAGA]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Through my letterbox this morning came three pieces of junk mail. The first was addressed to &#8216;the occupier and over fifty&#8217; which was not an encouraging start. Who the hell wants to be addressed like that? Is that going to sell me something? I think not. I was tempted to bin it unopened, but in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seduced!</title>
		<link>http://www.thedeppeffect.com/6/seduced/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thedeppeffect.com/6/seduced/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[erotic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[erotica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eroticism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lingerie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I had a piece of junk mail land on my doormat this morning. It was a roughly A4 sheet of paper, glossily printed, folded into three and sealed with a sticky strip. On the outside, in the top left hand corner was printed this &#8216;important notice&#8217; - &#8220;This envelope contains an offer of an erotic [...]]]></description>
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