I bought a magazine recently on eBay. Nothing particularly unusual about that, I collect Johnny Depp memorabilia (as you might expect) and this was a rare copy of a magazine with a nice long interview in it. And pictures! I was looking forward to the pictures.
When it arrived, and I eagerly turned the pages to find the article, I found rather more than I’d bargained for. Apparently, some time during the year of 1998, Johnny Depp transformed briefly into a large lizard! And Terry Gilliam did too – it must have been an epidemic! It may have been the drugs, of course, and it was clearly hushed up quite well because I don’t remember hearing about it at the time and I’m sure I’d have remembered.
But the proof is out there. Two pictures of Terry and Johnny in a well-known glossy magazine, captured in all their green and scaly glory. Check out the captions on these two.
I spent a while wondering which was which, and I came to the conclusion that since the caption says ‘Terry discusses … ‘ it must be him in the centre, and Johnny must be the red-clad lizard to the right, earnestly waving his arms, possibly to make a point about the plot or the dialogue. Maybe he was saying ‘but why would lizards care about bats?’ or ‘do I look like someone who wears shorts?’ Who knows? Who can fathom the mind of a lizard?
Looks like they recovered pretty quickly. anyway. Even if the writer of the captions didn’t.
Oh, and in case you can’t quite read the captions, you’ll need to click on the picture to enlarge it, but also click on the thumbnail on the next page.
And there are no prizes for guessing which movie this was. Ask any Johnny Depp fan.




